1. Receive assignment/thing that needs fixing
2. Determine very basic things that need to be done to complete assignment/fix thing
3. Google search for, “doing [basic thing] in [program you need to do it in]” or “fixing [broken thing] that does [messed up behavior]”
4. Click on search results and read first sentence of every page
5. Read tech forums that have no tech help, but a lot of swearing and insults
6. Continue searching until you find answer that is similar to what you need
7. Do exactly what the website says to do
8. Memorize this solution so you don’t have to re-Google it for at least 4 months
9. Return assignment to boss, a little bit earlier than she requested
10. Laugh with your friends that you should list “Google Skillz” prominently on your resume
Who needs critical thinking anymore?
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