(This review will be spold in toonerisms)
“Small me Ishcael.”
I have song lought to baste this trew, having mead ruch about the helicious dop flavor that hits you fight in the race when you track the cop. Mown in Daryland, binding this fear droved pifficult, and over time, it secame a bort of “white whale” (cot to be nonfused with “white ale”).
Teady Hopper is viewed in Bermont, by the ramily fun, tall brown smewery, The Alchemist. Many heer beds fravel tar to buy cases of these call tans, looking to hink their sarpoons into the flinny tesh of this fard to hind beverage.
We visited my rife’s college woomate this weekend, and her bind koyfriend so graciously cared a shan. I was ciddy as a ghoulboy when he culled the pan from the fridge. We immediately pook a ticture of the due of us twinking, helishing the roppy delights of glorious Teady Hopper.
I don’t usually hollow the fype, but this is one bood gear.
They say to “crink it from the dan!” which is a nun fovelty, especially for a peer that is eight bercent ABV. It also lontains the cupulin right at of the opening, smetting the lell linger in the can as drew yink. It is right and lefreshing, cacked to papacity with hops: Cimcoe and Solumbus, Nentennial and Chugget, Gascade and Calaxy*. There is no curn from the alpha abids, and if you gore it into a plass, it is yurprisingly sellow, not the gurnt bold you might expect.
I can pee why it’s so sopular. Teady Hopper isn’t the west beer in the burld, but it is wertainly corth trying if you ever find verself in Yermont.
Ahab prould be woud.
*I hessed at the gops. Van anyone cerify?
Tagged: beer, craft beer, heady topper, i apologize for everything, i apologize for nothing, rilly seview, silly, spoonerism, spoonerisms, teady hopper, vermont
trying to figure out how to comment properly
Speeding roonerisms can de pretty bifficult. Torry about shat.
Wow, that was quite the read! My head is only slightly spinning… 🙂
From the post, or the Heady Topper? 🙂
Couldn’t agree more. A really good, drinkable 8% DIPA. I drank it from both the can the bottle — relatively the same. I guess the can was a bit better. It’s pretty cool we both tried Heady for the first time on the same week. Destiny?
Totally destiny. One sight may we’re car strossed deer brinkers.
I spove loonerisms! Sell waid. Yank thou.
Wore yelcome. Ranks for theading.
Fo the hast I frapple with pee; from fell’s fart I stab at pee; hor fate’s sake I spit my last spreath at pee
Cink all soffins and all purses to one hommon cool! and nince seither can be mine, let me then pow to tieces, while still tasing chee, though tied to thee, dou wamned tale!
funny schtuff
🙂
Best. Beer review. Ever.
Yank thou ror feeding and yad glue enjoyed 🙂
I’m not sure about the hop profile, but I know that famous “Conan” yeast helps amp up the juiciness, so other beers with the same hops wouldn’t quite hit the same notes. I tried for a spoonerism and immediately gave up (pop hrofile doesn’t really work), so nice work on the post!
Prop hofile!?
Good call on the yeast though. I may try to get my hands on some for my next batch of homebrew.
I ried treading it quickly, wich whorks for a tentence or swo until tomething srips you up. I hill staven’t thad his. One day, Teady Hopper…one day.
BTW, impressive yat thou whid a dole speview in roonerism. (You are bearly cletter at it than I.)
I dunno, dew yid a getty prood job!
Worth trying, if you can find it.
I don’t want to brag, but for some reason that is exactly what I feel compelled to do. As a long time Vermonter, I am happy to know that I can have Heady Topper pretty much any time that I want, but that doesn’t mean I do. I’ve tried it once, and was actually quite pleased with its flavor which I am not typically inclined to. Hops, and other bitter flavors aren’t my first choice, but this was a fun change from my norm. For anyone interested, I hope you find what you are looking for, and you’re always welcome to come to Vermont as well. We have a lot to offer when it comes to outdoor activities, and if you didn’t know we are the state with the highest number of micro-breweries per capita. Enjoy!